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The Rodeo

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, 'I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.'
'I don't think I have ever heard of that one,' said the other cowboy.

'What is it?'
'Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.

Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear,
Boy, these feel just like your sister's.
'Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.' 

The Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says: “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

Her boyfriend asks: “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says: “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says:

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He holds her hand softly, leads her to a chair and says: “Secondly, I’d advise you to relax. Let’s have a cup of coffee, and then ….”

he sighs…

….”let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.” 

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